Crossing borders illegally...
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO A POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT
IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:A JOBA DRIVERS LICENSEA SOCIAL SECURITY CARDWELFARECREDIT CARDS
SUBSIDIZED RENTFREE EDUCATIONFREE HEALTH CARE
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Email I got today, if this is true, this is insane!
3 days ago • 0 notesI await the day Natives hold signs and harass these white-folk, calling them cowards for taking 99% of someone else’s land and shoving them into the most uninhabitable areas of North America far away from ‘society’. Because that takes guts.
6 days ago • 0 notes
Why did this stupid cow go to see a comedy show?
The girl who called racism, sure got it thrown back at her quick :P
1 week ago • 0 notes
* Companies are offering discounted gym memberships and developing special diet plans for employees.
* Though Japan has some of the world’s lowest rates of obesity — less than 5 percent, compared to nearly 35 percent for the United States
* Though the health exams for metabolic syndrome factor in blood pressure, cholesterol, blood sugar, weight and smoking, waist size is the most critical element in the Japanese law — and perhaps the most humiliating.
Summary of points I thought were interesting.
Coolness.
1 week ago • 0 notes
